Title: “D” man
Rating: T
Fandom: Lucky Dog 1
Relationship: Ivan Fiore/Giancarlo Bourbon del Monte
Wordcount: 523
Short summary: Ivan burst into the CR:5 meeting to ask what a ‘D’ man was.
"What the hell is a 'D' man?"
Gian groaned as the relatively pleasant meeting between the CR:5 suddenly became unruly upon the entrance of one Ivan Fiore, the self-proclaimed roughest and toughest of the 5 members. And well, Gian wouldn't disagree per se, but…
"Hmm? You don't like my nickname for you?" It was also a very Ivan-like thing to burst into a meeting and unload with a shout without any care for what might have been going on beforehand and say something that wasn't even important. But knowing Ivan, it was best to take care of this little issue before Ivan made it into something big.
"Not when you're insulting me!"
Ugh, of course Ivan had already made it into something big. Gian frowned. "But I'm not." He looked at the other guys, all of whom he had used "D” man with to refer to Ivan. "What did you guys think I was saying?"
A moment of silence passed before Giulio spoke up first. "Dynamite."
Then Bernardo. "Dick."
Gian raised an eyebrow and looked over to Luchino who smirked and replied just like Bernardo. "Dick."
"Wait a minute—"
"Dumb." Ivan growled. "You always call me an idiot, so…"
Gian sighed. "Hah… Interesting." He supposed he could understand Ivan's logic, but why would he use shorthand to refer to an idiot? If Gian was going to call someone an idiot, he would call them an idiot!
Meanwhile Ivan turned to the two older CR:5 members. "Wait, why are you two calling me a 'dick' man?"
Bernando sighed while Luchino laughed. "We can hear you fucking Gian from down the hall, you know," Luchino replied.
This caused both Ivan and Gian's faces to explode in color. "Fuck…" Ivan muttered while Gian put his hands in his hair, tempted to pull it out. Stupid Ivan! If Ivan wasn't so horny…and in turn made Gian moan so loudly when fucking him against the door…
All Gian could do now was act like he wasn't embarrassed like hell. Which meant reverting to insults. "Well, I was using 'D' for 'dangerous' but maybe you are a dumb man."
"That makes you an idiot too!"
A typical Ivan response. Gian sighed. "I am…" He shook his head in resignation. "Seriously, what am I doing, choosing you of all people…"
Giulio's hitched breath was the only warning before Gian found himself pulled up from his seat, his shirt collar gripped tightly in Ivan's right hand. "You better not change your mind." Ivan growled. "Or I'll fuck you up even more than last time."
Gian glared at Ivan defiantly. Yeah, go ahead and make everyone…wait, why are the other three guys standing up and…
"Maybe 'D' should be for dick." Luchino snickered as he and Bernando strode out of the room. Giulio gave Gian a small nod before following behind them.
"Wait, guys, don't just leave me with…"
"The 'D' man, huh." Ivan shoved Gian back down into the seat. "I'll show you 'dangerous', Gian."
"Dumbass!" Was the last thing Gian managed to say before his mouth was completely claimed by Ivan's, as well as his body and his mind…